keepcalmandcarrysam:

Jared bicycling on your dash…  psst it’s transparent :)

HP meme : five deaths [3/5] → Fred Weasley

“‘No - no - no!’ someone was shouting. ‘No! Fred! No!’And Percy was shaking his brother, and Ron was kneeling beside them, and Fred’s eyes stared without seeing, the ghost of his last laugh still etched upon his face.”

wizardroryweasley:

ticktocksheep:

“Hey, buy me this thing”

“lol ok”

“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”

“Here, I bought you the thing”

“I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS”

“just take it”

“I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH”

goddeer:

if anyones wondering where the whole 8 Penis and Feminism saga started, here is the requested photoset. tune in tomorrow for more penis-inhaling fun for the whole female-side-of-the-family on Girl Channel; where girls live up to the only thing they’re useful for

ladytrenchcoat:

catherinewho:

#this is the tenth doctor and martha right here

that is actually the most accurate representation I have heard

“I think people are fascinated with breasts that bounce. They are so used to seeing [fake ones], My breasts have a life of their own…People are confused [that mine bounce].”

Song: Fix You
Artist: Coldplay
24,017 plays

pondory:

tennantgastic:

im-an-assbutt:

blue-deducing-impala:

When you try your best but you don’t succeed

When you get what you want but not what you need

When you feel so tired but you can’t sleep

Stuck in reverse

And the tears come streaming down your face

When you lose something you can’t replace

When you love someone but it goes to waste

Could it be worse

Lights will guide you home

And ignite your bones

And I will try to fix you

That was the most painful experience of my entire life

ALL the feels!

this hurts so much but it was so beautiful

hitlersasshole:

And I died a little on the inside

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

“Leos with August 20 birthdays are individuals who are energetic, tend to live life at a full-on pace, and have an easy going, happy outlook to life.”

↳ requested by lokiofgreece

clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

#I am chandler

cyberdepressed:

if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper